An Irishman walked out of a bar

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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