- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Racial Equality

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Prostitution is bad.......

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