why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

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What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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Face...tastes like chicken!

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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