Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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