You idiot.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

What is red? A rock painted red

Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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