- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

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