How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

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why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

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For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

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Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

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Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

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Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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