What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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