- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Politics

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

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