Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

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How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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I have read the terms and conditions

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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your face

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Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

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Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

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69

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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