Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

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How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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Diarrhea

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Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

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How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

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Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

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