- Anti Joke

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett