- Anti Joke

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.