What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

The WPGA tour

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

people magazine

I'm rick james bitch

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

School

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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