What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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