Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

u know whats a crime? rape

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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