- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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