Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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hohifooncuiohicvsdhn ioshd

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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a irish man walks past a bar

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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Well, its Eliza again, sorry to bother you Nero, I always thought you where good looking but I know that when it comes to you its not about the looks, you are far more than meets the eye. Neo-Nero was the guy we met at a certain meeting, the arrogant guy with the big forehead whose arms where shaking remember? I wont reveal more for his sake, he did not mean bad, he was just angry like the rest of us and felt responsible, again like many of us. So when can we meet you? I assume you wont be arriving soon, but Id really apreciate seeing you again, and considering neither I nor my parents (I asked them) have the money to come visit you, id appreciate a loan or something.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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