What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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Honk if you're Amish!

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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