- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

Chlamydia

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

top kek

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

You're a frog

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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