- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

penis in the camel

guess what>? your mum lol

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

Skinny people fart less.

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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