- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

poop.

the economy.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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Women's Rights

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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