- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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