- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

what happened to your carpool? they died.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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