- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You having friends.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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