How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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What do you call a homeless man in Beverly Hills? Charles, Someone who unfortunately had to drop out of school at a young age to work to support his dying mother. Hence, later in life, after his mother died, lacked the education to be enrolled in college forcing him to pimp to make enough money to eat and pay for the rent in his one bedroom appartment in his hometown-Mississippi. But times were tough in Mississippi and not many people could afford a whore. This forces him to go all the way to California where he found more people there were willing to pay for a whore. Business was good and soon enough he had enough money for a decent condo. But Charles still morned the death of his mother. Eventually he couldn't take the daily pressure of being a pimp and thought of his mothers death, so he turned to heroin. Soon all his money was fueling his addiction and before he knew it he was on the street, with no one to help him and no where's to go. Every night he goes to sleep on his cardboard box with the memory of his late mother in the back of his head. Sometimes Charles wonders what he could of been if he didn't drop out of school, but he knows that what he did was the right thing.

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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