- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Hats better than a stick? A stone

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

whats black and strange a paki

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

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