- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Trump will make America great again.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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