Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

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I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

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What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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