Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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Click here to end the world.

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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Poop

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

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Your mamas so fat, that any level of physical exercise is strenuous, but also mentally challenging, as she feels that there is a negative astigmatism attached to sweaty, red-faced overweight individuals trying to burn those pounds. This in turn makes her ashamed of the gastronomically decadent life she once lived, and so she doesn't have the confidence to try and reverse the damage she did during those insecure teenage years, instead comforting herself with the sugary, fatty bane of her life. She therefore lives in a vicious circle, angry at herself and the society that won't accept her. But remaining incredibly, repulsively fat.

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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