- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

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Drew Knowles is gay

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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