Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

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Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

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A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

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Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

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Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

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Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

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Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

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how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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A man walks into a bar in the morning. He is the bartender, and he works there.

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Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

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Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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