Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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Beka has AIDS

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Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

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miha kako si?

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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hi

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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69

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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Matthew Baker

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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