- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

No soap radio

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

women's rights

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

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