What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Cliterus

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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