- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

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