- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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