What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

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What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Walking down a cold, lonely, deserted street is a 10 year old who lost her parents. she has with her in plain sight her fathers wallet, so full of cash that it is literally too full. all of a sudden, a black man with a gum jumps out from around the corner. he then proceeds to mug her and shoot her. thanking the man for playing cops with her using finger guns, she goes home with a new coffee mug and a stick of gum. she died three days later from unrelated incidents.

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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