- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

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