Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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Everybody will die

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Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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Matthew Baker

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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