Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Rebecca Black's career.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

women's rights

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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