Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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And you honored it I see :P

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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