What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Smelly Indians.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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