What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Large 4

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Penis

Haha, I get it..

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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