- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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