- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

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