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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

What did the snake say to the rat?

poopy is poopy

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

ever tried african food? they neither

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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