- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

Bark I'm a tree

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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