- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Barack Obama is a good president.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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