- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Women's rights

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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