- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

What do you call an arab ?

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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