There was a chicken. It squarked.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Why didn't he finish his

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

You idiot.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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