Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

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How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

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David: Hey Bill. Do you know what the most common place for a Democrat to work is? Bill: No. David: An insane Asylum, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a black person to work is? Bill: No. David: A prison, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a 20th centrury undercover German Jew to work is? Bill: No. David: A morge, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a Scientologist to work is? Bill: No. David: With Democrats. (Writen by Ben, avid Anti-Scienctologist)

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how many dead babies can you fit into a blender? 17 how do you get them out? Tortilla chips, but you'd be arrested by that time anyway because you just murdered 17 babies

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

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why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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