- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

Honk if you're Amish!

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

One time at band camp.............that's it........

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