Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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anti jokes are really funny

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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Connor is homosexuaI

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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