A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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João Duarte reads this.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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