Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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