Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

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A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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A van drives into a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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