Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Did you know? . You already know!

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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