- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Justin beiber's penis

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

Pickles are powerful

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