what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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No soup for you!

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What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

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What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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what's up? my penis.

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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wanna hear a joke? yes

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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