how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

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A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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Poop

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Click here to end the world.

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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