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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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