A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

Your existance.

what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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