- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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