What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

knock knock Dave's not here.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

Knock Knock Who did that?

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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