- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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