Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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sky's sty

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A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

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A jew enters a mall.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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