Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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