How do you make an idiot in suspense?

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

Knock knock Go away

Charles Manson is innocent.

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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