- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

Chuck Norris is dead......

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

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