Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

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what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

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A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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Anti Joke

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