what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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