homosexual rights to marriage

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

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oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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