- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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