Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

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How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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No antijoke here.

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justin beiber sucks

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

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why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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