- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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