Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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run farther?

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

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Justin beiber's penis

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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