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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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