- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

My mum is called Steve

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

A drunk guy walks into a car

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

What do you call an amazing person Good

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