What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

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How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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