- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

What's 9+10? 19

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

the midget went to the midget store

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