- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

I have aids

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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