How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

miha kako si?

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

Anti Joke

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