A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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Abortion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

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Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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The WNBA

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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