Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

A Fat Kenyan

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Women's rights.

Immigration Laws

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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