A muslim walks into a gun shop

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

i have yougurt mit traktor

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

mikey is cute

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

you see theres this guy.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Anti Joke

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