What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

WNBA

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

My Boyfriend

Knock, Knock Come in

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

Feminism

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

You bumder!

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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