- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

Knock knock! Just kidding.

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a blond girl walks into a bar

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

haha black people :D

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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