- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

''In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your car in 'R.'' But you know something? Either way, the economy is still F'd.''

OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

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