- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

This is a joke.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Hi.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

eh

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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