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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

A sober Irish individual.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

A dyslexic blind man

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

roses are red violets are blue

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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