- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

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