- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

haha black people :D

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

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