- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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