- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

A jew enters a mall.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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