I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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Your mother just died.

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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8===D

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Anti Joke

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