- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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How tall is oprah.. 5'7

why was the cat black it was a black cat

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