- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

Guess what? You guessed it.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you bam *bam**bam*

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