Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

kieran is a homosexual

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Click here for free sandwich.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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