- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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