Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

Colin is gay but toasters are not

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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