- Anti Joke

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

My Boyfriend

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Women's rights.